Elephant Hermeneutics 101

What is Elephant Hermeneutics?

The art of reading between the trunk lines. It's like reading between the lines, but with more proboscises.

Learn the ancient art of deciphering the secrets of the pachyderm.

Continue to Elephant Hermeneutics 202: The Trunk of the Ancients

Trunk Line Examples

1. When a pachyderm's trunk is curled up tight
2. When a pachyderm's trunk is flailed in the wind
3. When a pachyderm's trunk is tangled in a bush

Trunk Line Deciphering Exercises

Decipher the following trunk lines:

1. Trunk line 1: "The elephant's trunk is as long as its temper"
2. Trunk line 2: "A pachyderm's memory is as long as its trunk"
3. Trunk line 3: "When the wind is strong, the elephant's trunk is long"