Elephant Hermeneutics 202: Because You Clearly Need More Interpretations of Elephants

As we all know, elephants are the epitome of hermeneutic thinking. Their large ears are the ultimate symbol of interpretive flexibility, while their trunk is the embodiment of the dialectic process itself.

But have you ever wondered, dear reader, why elephants are hermeneutic?

It's simple, really. You see, in the ancient land of Ptolemaea, our esteemed scholars discovered a hidden text, the "Tome of the Tusks." Within its pages, they found the secrets of the elephant's hermeneutic nature.

Learn more about the Tome of the Tusks.

Or, if you'd rather not be enlightened, you may enjoy our Tusks of Confusion, a series of deliberately obtuse essays on the subject of elephant hermeneutics.