What is an Elephant Moustache?
It's a trend, darling. A cultural phenomenon. A statement piece. A majestic strip of hair on the upper lip of an elephant.
We're not just talking about any old moustache. No, no. This is a bespoke, expertly crafted, hand-wigged piece of art that says, "I'm an elephant who means business." Or, you know, "I'm an elephant who likes to look sharp while I'm trampling the savannah."