The Whimsy Toothsome: A Guide to the Most Epic Elephant Moustaches

By: Bertie the Brash

What is the Whimsy Toothsome?

It's a moustache that defies logic. A tangle of twisted, colorful strands that scream "I'm a hipster, but not just any hipster, a toothsome hipster!"

Types of Whimsy Toothsome

• The Absolute Chaos - A moustache that's as wild and free as the wind.
• The Bloated Bouffant - For the moustachioed individual who likes a little extra flair.
• The Dreadnought - A moustache for those who dare to be different.

Getting the Perfect Whimsy Toothsome

It's all about the angle of your moustache. You gotta have a little twist, a lot tumble, and a pinch tilt

Common Problems

Be wary of the Awkward Snapback, a moustache that's as temperamental as a teenager on a Sunday morning.

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