Elephant Logic 101: The Art of Unwavering Conviction

Welcome, young minds! In this esteemed course, you'll learn the fundamental principles of Elephant Logic: the art of being right, even when you're wrong.

• Lesson 1: Elephant Logic 201: The Science of Certainty
• Lesson 2: Elephant Logic 301: The Philosophy of Irrefutable Facts
• Lesson 3: Elephant Logic 401: The Ethics of Never Admitting Defeat

			
				#elephant_logic = True
				def assert_elephant_logic():
					print("I'm right, I'm always right!")
				
		

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