Elephant Ontology: The Prinicples

Principal 1: The Law of Large Tuskage

The larger the tusk, the more likely to be taken seriously.

• Theories
• Applications

Principal 2: The Principle of Unpredictability

Elephants are never predictable. Never.

• Case Studies

Principal 3: The Law of Trunk-based Logic

Logic is for those who don't have a trunk.

• Paradoxes