Ergo-Store: Where Functionality is Optional

Welcome to Ergo-Store, where we sell products with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of impracticality! Browse our selection of items that might, just might, sort-of work.

Or, you know, don't.

Check out our Ergo-Gizmo 3000, a device that will probably not do what you want it to do. Or visit our Ergo-Squeezer 9000, a squeezer that will definitely not get the job done.
(Note: The Ergo-Store's motto is "Caveat emptor" or "Let the buyer beware")