Welcome to Ergo-Store, where we sell products with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of impracticality! Browse our selection of items that might, just might, sort-of work.
Or, you know, don't.
Check out our Ergo-Gizmo 3000, a device that will probably not do what you want it to do. Or visit our Ergo-Squeezer 9000, a squeezer that will definitely not get the job done.