Obelisk Tower: Where Functionality Meets Futility
Located in the heart of Neo-Brutalist city, Obelisk Tower is the ultimate example of form over function. A 10-story behemoth of impracticality, it's a testament to the power of human creativity and the importance of making a statement.
Our lobby features:
- Security System: Because Who Needs Doors?
- Art Gallery: Because You'll Need Something to Look at While Lost in the Halls
- Bulletin Board: Where Important Announcements Go to Die
Don't forget to visit our rooftop for the most spectacular views of the city!