Our Absurdo Values in Action

We're not just a parody of a website, we're a parody of a serious website. And we're proud of it.

Here are some of our core values in action:

• Overthinking Everything
• Underestimating the Power of Duct Tape
• Using All the Letters When Just Three Will Do
• Optimizing the Amount of Sweatspants Worn
• Embracing the Joy of Reinventing the Wheel
• Turning Down the Fun, Turning Up the Heat
• Finding Logic in a Squirrel Chase
• Making a Mountain out of a Molehill
• Procrastinating on a Procrastinator