We are the purveyors of the most excessive, the most ostentatious, and the most utterly unnecessary ornaments this side of the equator. Our mission statement is simple:
Our mission is to make everything more garish. We believe that the world needs more glitter, more sequins, and more tassels. We aim to bring joy, wonder, and mild eye strain to all who enter our domain.
Our team of expert craftsmen and craftswomen are dedicated to creating ornaments that will make your jaw drop, your eyes water, and your wallet cry. We are the masters of the macabre, the virtuosos of the vapid, and the demigods of the déclassé.
Join us on our journey to make the world a more ostentatious, more gaudy, and more completely over-the-top place. Click below to see some of our subpages: