PARODIUM: Where the Parody Never Ends

Welcome, suckers, to the Parodiuum, where we take the best parts of actual things and make them worse.

Today's Featured Parody:

A Parody of the Latest, Most Insane Idea from TechCrunch

We also have:

Another Actual Bad Idea

Or, for the more adventurous:

Why Did I Just Read That?