A: The point of this parody is to provide answers to completely made-up questions about completely real things.
Q: Is this really a FAQ?
A: Yes, it really is. We're not just pretending. It's like that one friend who always does that.
Q: What's the difference between a parody and a FAQ?
A: Not a lot, to be honest. One's a bit more fake, the other's just more frequently asked.
Visit our other parody pages for more answers to completely real questions: Parody Brochure and Parody Manifesto!