The Parrot Trunk Parody is a place where the most absurd, most heinous, and most fantastically ridiculous parrot-related products and services are available. Because who needs actual parrots when you can have overpriced trinkets and tacky novelties?
Check out our parrot-themed toaster that prints out a different insult at you every morning!
Or our parrot-themed toaster that prints out the same insult at you every morning, but in a different font!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our parrot-themed toaster that prints out a completely random insult that might be a real insult, might be an insult, or might just be a completely normal thing that you might not even think is an insult!
But wait, there's more! Our parrot-themed toaster that prints out the same random insult every morning, but in a different font every other morning!