Robot 3000 Specifications: Because You Clearly Need More Robot in Your Life

Warning: Reading these specifications may cause dizziness, disorientation, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

Spec Description
Robo-Brain: 1.2 GHz A 20% increase in processing power, because you can never have too much brain.
Arm Strength: 10,000 Lb/s Enough to crush a small car, but not a large one. Don't try this at home.
Eye Laser: 1000mW Because staring directly into the eyes of your enemies is the best way to get a raise in the corporate ladder.
Self-Destruct Button: One Click For emergency use only. Not responsible for any accidental nuclear meltdowns.

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