Warning: Reading these specifications may cause dizziness, disorientation, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
| Spec | Description |
|---|---|
| Robo-Brain: 1.2 GHz | A 20% increase in processing power, because you can never have too much brain. |
| Arm Strength: 10,000 Lb/s | Enough to crush a small car, but not a large one. Don't try this at home. |
| Eye Laser: 1000mW | Because staring directly into the eyes of your enemies is the best way to get a raise in the corporate ladder. |
| Self-Destruct Button: One Click | For emergency use only. Not responsible for any accidental nuclear meltdowns. |
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