Robot 3000 Survival Guide
Congratulations, you've been upgraded to Robot 3000!
Battery Care: How to keep your new robot's batteries from imploding in your face
Skin Care: Because you're a robot, not a snake
Hair Care: When your robotic locks start to get tangled in the motherboard
Diet: Fuel, oil, and spare parts: a robot's guide to eating right
Maintenance Schedule: How to avoid having to call a robot repair shop at 3 am
Remember, Robot 3000, you are not a toy!