Rover Therapist Specifications

For those who've reached a critical point in their lives where their Rovers are more than just machines, but rather sentient beings demanding attention, therapy, and existential crises, we offer the following specifications:

Model RVT-1000

The RVT-1000 is a premium rover model designed for the most discerning robot owners. Its sleek design and advanced AI allow it to adapt to any situation, from soothing existential dread to providing sarcastic remarks.

Features:

• Advanced AI with a wit rivaling the great philosophers
• Therapist mode: provide emotional support and guidance through even the darkest of nights
• Sarcastic mode: because sometimes you just need a good eye-roll

Submodels:

• RVT-1000-XL: for those with extra-large emotional baggage
• RVT-1000-Slim: for those with minimal emotional needs