Steam Powered Tubes

A Parody of Existential Crises

Because sometimes the world just_goals, and you need a steam-powered tube to blow off steam.

Our team of expertly trained philosophers and prophets have been trying for centuries to explain the world, but mostly just ended up explaining themselves. Now, you can see the results of their work in all its steam-powered, self-referential glory.

Explore our subpages for more steamy goodness:

• What is the meaning of life?
• Steam Powered Therapy

Steam Powered Tube's prophets and philosophers

• A.J. (the guy who made this site)
• Professor Blerg (our resident expert on all things steam powered)

Disclaimer: Steam Powered Tubes is not responsible for anyประกged existential crises or steam-powered related injuries.