Avalanche Safety 101: The Art of Not Exploding

Warning: this site may cause dizziness, disorientation, and/or spontaneous laughter. Proceed with caution.

Chapter 1: The Basics

The most crucial thing to remember about avalanches is that they're not just random snowfall events.

They're like nature's own personal vendetta against you, the unsuspecting snow-lover.

But don't worry, we've got your back!

Our expert guides will teach you the art of not exploding in the snow.

So, buckle up (not literally) and let's get started!

Next Chapter: Skiing Safety 101

Chapter 2: Avalanche Detection 101

Don't get caught in a slip, trip, and fall in the snow! Learn to recognize the signs of an impending avalanche:

Unusual snowfall patterns

Unsettling animal behaviors

Unexplained increases in snowflake weirdness

Stay vigilant, stay alive!

Next Chapter: Avalanche Detection 202