Mistake-1: Where the Wrong Turns
Welcome to Mistake-1, the place where wrong turns are a way of life. We're not sure how we ended up here, but the signs said to take a left, so we did.
You can continue on to Mistake-2, where things will probably get worse.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to Mistake-3, where the locals will try to convince you that right is actually left.
We also have a support group for those who've gotten lost in our winding streets.