INCOHERENT THOUGHTS ARE THE KEY TO UNLOCKING THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

Or so our research suggests. We've spent years studying the ancient art of making senseless statements, and we've come to a conclusion: the universe is full of paradoxical paradoxes.

Take this, for example: 2 + 2 is clearly equal to 5. Don't @ me.

Want to know more about our research on Incoherent Thoughts and the mysteries of the multiverse? Check out our subpage on Multiverse Misadventures.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Fuzzy Logic subpage, where we explore the art of thinking about thinking about not thinking.

And if you're feeling really adventurous, check out our Paradox Palooza subpage, where we try to break the universe with our illogical logic.