Physics Jokes

Because who doesn't love a good joke about the fundamental laws of the universe?

Why did the particle go to the party?

Because it was an attractive force!

And here's one for all you relativity enthusiasts:

Why did the time traveler break up with his girlfriend?

Because he was moving too fast!

And finally, for all you fans of quantum mechanics:

Why did the superposition go to the bar?

Because it was in multiple places at once!