Programming Jokes

Why do programmers prefer the quiet hours of the night?

• Because that's when the coffee kicks in!
• Because that's when the cat stops bothering us.
• Because that's when the boss is asleep and can't call us.

Go to our Bad Jokes subpage for more terrible puns and groan-inducing humor.

Or, for the truly adventurous, visit our Puns subpage for an onslaught of coding-related wordplay.

And, for the truly, truly adventurous, visit our Parody Puns subpage, where we take the art of pun-making to a whole new level of ridiculousness.