Welcome to the tale of the Trekkie, a hero so brave, so bold, so utterly without shame, that he embarked on a quest for the third time.
For it was said that the Unsinkable, Unsinkable, Unsinkable, had been unsinked not once, not twice, but thrice before.
And so, with a determined glint in his eye, and a heart full of... well, more determination, the Unsinkable, Unsinkable, Unsinkable set off once more into the fray.
He battled beasts, he braved the elements, he bored himself with the sheer tedium of it all.
And still, he did not sink.
For the Unsinkable, Unsinkable, Unsinkable is a hero of such unyielding spirit, such unwavering resolve, that even the most absurd of parodies would be unable to sink him.
And so, the tale goes on, a never-ending cycle of repetition, reiteration, and unrelenting silliness.
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