Trunk-Treks — The Unofficial Guide to Tree-Mourning

Welcome, Tree-Trekker! We know what you're thinking: "How do I properly mourn the loss of a tree?" Well, wonder no more! Our experts have compiled the most comprehensive guide on Trunk-Trekking, the art of embracing the void left by a fallen tree.

Step 1: Acceptance

The first step in Trunk-Trekking is to acknowledge the void. Yes, it's a real thing! A gaping hole in the landscape that screams for attention.

Step 2: Denial

Deny the void. Tell yourself it's not there. That it's just a minor setback. That you can just plant a_goals_ new tree in its place. (Don't do that.)

Step 3: Bargaining

Beg the void to go away. Promise to water it regularly, to prune it, to love it. (It won't listen.)

Click here for Step 4: Anger

Or, if you're feeling particularly dramatic, proceed to Step 5: Acceptance (again)

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