Here are some memes that will help you deal with the existential dread of dealing with ethernet cables

Q: How do I tell if my Ethernet cable is crossed?

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Q: How do I tell if my Ethernet cable is a firehose of despair?

It's a firehose of despair if it's covered in flames and you have to use a flamethrower to untangle it.

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