What's the deal with Ethernet Cables?

They're for connecting things. Duh.

What does it even connect?

Cases, computers, monitors, routers, printers... basically anything that needs a little more cable action in its life.

Why do they have all those colours?

Colours are for aesthetics, man. Orange is for the internet, green is for the network, and yellow is for the printer. Don't ask me why.

Want to see some USB Cable action?

Or perhaps Power Cords??

What if I don't need an Ethernet Cable?

Then why are you even here? Go back to your cave.

Ask a Tech Support Specialist for help.

Conclusion

Cables. They're like, for cables.