The agony of a broken Ethernet cable is a tale as old as time itself.

Your precious data, your precious files, lost in the abyss of cyberspace, never to be seen again.

The tears, the tantrums, the futile attempts to revive the lifeless connection...

And yet, there is hope.

For in the depths of despair, a glimmer of light appears, shining bright like a beacon in the darkness.

A new cable, a new life, a new chance to reconnect with the world beyond the confines of your desk.

So, go ahead.

Just rip it out and start over.

We'll see you on the other side.