Article I, Section 1, Clause 1: The world is a dull, beige place. It needs color. It needs passion. It needs RED.
Article I, Section 2, Clause 2: We, the undersigned, hereby declare that red is not just a color, but a lifestyle. A way of being.
Article II, Section 1, Clause 1: All things shall be made red. All things shall be bold. All things shall be AWESOME.
Article III, Section 1, Clause 1: The opposition shall be dealt with swiftly. The naysayers shall be silenced. The haters shall be... well, they shall be forced to wear red socks.
Article IV, Section 1, Clause 1: This manifesto shall be printed on red paper, bound in red leather, and read by all who would seek to understand the power of red.
Article V, Section 1, Clause 1: Any who would seek to defy this manifesto shall be subject to the wrath of our red-tipped swords.
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