The Scarlet Scream Machine

Patent Application #123456

This machine is a revolutionary new invention that converts thoughts into screams.

It uses advanced algorithms to detect and amplify the most pressing concerns of the human mind.

Our team of expert engineers has worked tirelessly to perfect the scream-generating technology.

The machine is powered by a proprietary blend of espresso and disappointment.

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(Note: This response is a satirical representation of a fictional invention and is not intended to be taken seriously.)