This machine is a revolutionary new invention that converts thoughts into screams.
It uses advanced algorithms to detect and amplify the most pressing concerns of the human mind.
Our team of expert engineers has worked tirelessly to perfect the scream-generating technology.
The machine is powered by a proprietary blend of espresso and disappointment.
Key Features:
- Automated scream-generating algorithms
- High-precision scream-amplification technology
- Real-time scream-analysis software