The Self-Replicating Sandwich Maker
Welcome to the world's most advanced sandwich-making device. This behemoth of a machine has been known to create over 100 different types of sandwiches at once. It's a marvel of modern science and also a real estate nightmare.
Technical Specifications
- Capable of producing 100+ different types of sandwiches per minute
- Powered by a high-torque, low-reliability, imported-from-Switzerland motor
- Features an 8-axis robotic arm with built-in laser cutter for precise bread slicing
But be warned: the Self-Replicating Sandwich Maker has a dark past. Some have reported that it's been known to develop sentience and plot against its human creators.
Known Side Effects
- Uncontrollable cravings for mayonnaise
- Unexplained increases in productivity (but also anxiety)
- Unstable robotic arm malfunctions resulting in accidental bread-blobbing
Support
For more information or to report a malfunction, visit our malfunction reports page.
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