The Trunky Cat Tower: A Trifling Monstrosity

Trunky Cat Tower is a behemoth of a building, a monolith of madness, and a testament to the ingenuity of feline architecture.

Located in the heart of Feline City, this 10-story monstrosity is home to over 500 cats, each one more regal than the last.

Features:

10 stories of cat towers, each one more precarious than the last.
A cat cafe serving only the finest catnip and salmon-flavored cat food.
A 4-story catnip farm, where the cats can graze at will.
A catnip-fueled rollercoaster on the roof, because why not?
Regular appearances by the Trunky Cat Tower's mascot, a cat named "Sir Meows-a-lot".

Want to learn more about the history of the Trunky Cat Tower? Click here to read about the ancient feline civilization that inspired it all.

Want to visit the Trunky Cat Tower's gift shop? Click here to browse our extensive collection of cat-themed merchandise.

Ancient Feline Civilization

It all began with the discovery of the first feline artifacts, dating back to the reign of Pharaoh Meow-Seti I.

The felines built their first cat towers as a symbol of power and dominance, but soon found themselves trapped in a cycle of endless napping and snacking.

From the ashes of their civilization rose the Trunky Cat Tower, a testament to the enduring spirit of feline innovation and laziness.

Feline Fun and Games

Our gift shop offers a wide range of cat-themed merchandise, including:

Trunky Cat Tower t-shirts, because who wouldn't want to advertise their love of cat towers?
Feline-shaped keychains, perfect for attaching to your keys or cat toy.
Catnip-infused candles, because who doesn't love a good catnip candle?
Cat-themed throw pillows, perfect for decorating your cat tower-themed living room.

Visit us today and get 10% off all cat-themed merchandise with the purchase of a Trunky Cat Tower t-shirt!