Welcome to the Trunk Ornaments Sculpture, where the art of being unimpressed is a skill.
Our collection of trunk ornaments is a collection of things we found under the couch, in the garage, and in the neighbor's trash can.
We're not just a novelty shop, we're a commentary on the meaninglessness of existence.
Visit our Meaninglessness of Existence subpage for a deeper dive into the abyss of nothingness.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Oriented Ornaments subpage for some seriously questionable art.
We're not responsible for your sanity, or your lack thereof.
Thanks for visiting, I guess.