Parody Designs for the Very Patient Artist

Welcome to Very Patient Designs, where the only thing more tedious than our design process is our font size.

We specialize in creating bespoke art pieces that will make you question the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.

Take a peek at our portfolio of projects that will put you in a coma.

Buy our designs, and experience the thrill of waiting for your purchase to process.

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