The Very Patient Designs Story

In a world where tables were the ultimate symbol of patience, we were the ones who waited... and waited... and WAITED.

It started with a simple dream: to create a table that would never, ever be finished.

Years went by, and our table grew longer, longer, LONGER. It was a behemoth of wistfulness, a monolith to the human spirit's capacity for endurance.

But it was all just a ruse. Behind the table's wobbly façade, we were secretly working on the world's most complex, most convoluted, most completely-not-finished project ever: a web of nested parentheses.

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