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Email: parrotsquadron@gmail.com (Please don't send us any more 'I love your website' messages.)
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Phone: 1-800-Parrot-1-800 (Only available during business hours, which are actually just whenever we feel like it)
Address: 123 Parrot Lane, Parrotville, USA (Just don't try to find it, it's a real address, but we're not really there)