Our Partner 4: Zorgmeyer's Sardonic Soup Co.
Welcome to the most sardonic soup company in the land!
We specialize in soups that are so bad, they're good.
Our soup recipes are crafted with the finest ingredients, carefully selected for their bitterness and disdain.
From the depths of our research kitchen, we have created:
- Our signature "I Hate Your Face" Gazpacho
- The "Sour Cream of Despair" - A soup that will make you question the meaning of life
- The "Bland and Uninspiring Mirepoix" - A soup that will make you wonder how you ever got out of bed in the morning
We are currently seeking investors, or someone to just listen to our existential crises.
Contact us for more information, or to simply hear our sardonic soup recipes
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, come visit our soup shop in person!