Quantum Garbage Colonels

Welcome to the Quantum Garbage Colonels, the only team of interdimensional janitors who specialize in cleaning up the messy aftermath of quantum events.

We're not just any ordinary cleaners. We're the only ones who can handle the infinite possibilities and probabilistic messes that come with the territory.

• Quantum Fluctuation Filters (because even we can't filter out the infinite possibilities)
• Schrödinger's Box (where the cat's out of the bag, and so is the garbage)
• Many Worlds of Mess (because cleaning up after every possibility takes time and space)

Need help with quantum garbage? Contact us at quantumgarbage@interdimensional.com or visit us at our interdimensional headquarters.