Passive-Agressive Productivity Tips

The art of doing nothing

1. Start by setting an unrealistic deadline. This will give you a false sense of urgency, allowing you to justify procrastination as 'planningประก

2. Use the Pomodoro Technique, but replace the timer with a cat video on loop. The soothing sound of cat purring will increase focus.

3. Create a to-do list with tasks that are so vague, you minimalist approach to productivity is a virtue.

4. Take breaks every hour to scroll through social media, not to check on work, but to 'recharge' your batteries.

5. Use the "2-minute rule": If it takes more than 2 minutes to get started, it's not worth doing.

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