html Password Reset Page: A Desperate Plea for Help

Reset Your Password

We're glad you're here! It seems you've forgotten your password. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world... yet.

As a last resort, we'll ask you to do a few things to reset your password. Please, for the love of all things sane, don't try to use your old password. That's just cruel.

Step 1: Answer the Hard Questions

  1. What's your name?
  2. What's your mother's maiden name?
  3. What's the average airspeed of an unladen snail?
  4. What's the meaning of life 42?

Step 2: Prove You're Not a Robot

Just kidding, we don't actually check for robots. We're too lazy for that. But if you're not human, don't worry, we'll still reset your password. We just won't tell you what it is. That's for humans only.

Step 3: Click the Button

You're Done! (Click Here)