Fancy Frenzy

Welcome, gullible gourmands, to the most ostentatious pastry shop in the land! We're talking croissants that are almost too elegant to eat, cakes that are almost too decadent to devour, and tarts that are almost too tart to tolerate!

We've got a pastry for every occasion, no matter how ridiculous or absurd the occasion may be. Need a pastry to celebrate getting your cat a PhD? We've got it. Want a pastry to commiserate with your therapist about the meaning of life? We've got it. Or perhaps you just want a pastry to eat because you're feeling fancy? Well, we've got that too.

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