Warning: This is not a real thing. Don't try this at home.
Using our patented (not really) fiber optic signal conversion technology, we can blast your data into the cosmos for all to see.
Just enter your signal below and we'll send it off into the great beyond:
Or, if you're feeling fancy, encode your signal into cereal bars for an added layer of security.
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