Patissierie: Where Patch Cables Go to Heaven (or at least, to a very specific kind of Hell)

Welcome to the Patissierie, where the most exquisite patch cables in the land congregate to bask in the glory of their own reflections.

Here, you can indulge in a variety of patch cable delicacies, including:

• Patch Cable Croissants - Flaky, buttery, and oh-so-satisfyingly crunchy
• Patch Cable Tiramisu - A creamy, dreamy, utterly useless patch cable dessert
• Patch Cable Cannoli - Crunchy shell, creamy fill, and a side of existential dread

Don't forget to try the Patch Cable Soufflé, a delicate pastry that will leave you questioning the very fabric of space and time.