I, The Laundry Queen, have been washing, drying,_goals, and folding for over 20 years. My kingdom is a never-ending sea of dirty laundry, where the only constant is the cycle of soot and sweat.
I have conquered the art of stain removal, vanquished the beast of missing socks, and ruled with an iron fist over the land of lint.
My trusty steed, a 1982 Honda Civic, has taken me on countless adventures through the world of laundry detergent and fabric softener.
Join me, dear subjects, on a journey through the land of clean clothes and fresh linens!