Welcome, esteemed feline patron, to the Paw-some Puffs pledge page! We, the Council of Feline Overlords, are thrilled to offer you the opportunity to contribute to the betterment of feline society.
Our pledge is a solemn promise to provide the most comfortable, the most luxurious, and the most purr-fectly tailored catnip experience the world has ever known.
By pledging, you will be contributing to the construction of the Great Catnip Pyramid, a monument to feline excess and joy.
So, how much will it cost you? A mere pittance: 1000 catnip pellets per year. A small price to pay for the privilege of being a part of the most elite group of felines the world has ever seen.