Canine Code of Conduct: Permissions Page

We, the esteemed Canine Overlords, have deemed it necessary to establish certain permissions for our human servants to interact with us. Please take heed:

Human-Servicing Protocols

• Humans are allowed to feed us, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Any other day is considered a "Feline Day" and is strictly forbidden.
• Humans must provide belly rubs, but only after we've completed our morning exercise routine.
• Humans may not touch our whiskers. Ever.
• Humans are not allowed to use our favorite toys without explicit paw-approval.

Failure to comply with these protocols will result in the immediate revocation of all human privileges.

For more information on Human-Servicing Protocols, visit Human-Servicing Protocols.

Or, if you'd like to report a human for infractions, visit Report an Infringement.