Canine Code of Conduct: Permissions Page
We, the esteemed Canine Overlords, have deemed it necessary to establish certain permissions for our human servants to interact with us. Please take heed:
Human-Servicing Protocols
- Humans are allowed to feed us, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Any other day is considered a "Feline Day" and is strictly forbidden.
- Humans must provide belly rubs, but only after we've completed our morning exercise routine.
- Humans may not touch our whiskers. Ever.
- Humans are not allowed to use our favorite toys without explicit paw-approval.
Failure to comply with these protocols will result in the immediate revocation of all human privileges.
For more information on Human-Servicing Protocols, visit Human-Servicing Protocols.
Or, if you'd like to report a human for infractions, visit Report an Infringement.