Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Doing Nothing
Welcome to Peace in Action, the ultimate guide to doing nothing. In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of achieving a state of complete and utter inactivity. From the comfort of your favorite couch, you'll learn how to:
- Turn off your phone.
- Make excuses.
- Develop a keen sense of apathy.
Goals:
By the end of this chapter, you'll be able to:
- Conquer the world (or at least, your couch).
- Master the art of doing nothing.
- Develop a profound sense of boredom.