Procrastination Techniques

Here are the ultimate guides to doing absolutely nothing.

1. Play Video Games for Hours

2. Binge-Watch an Entire Season of Your Favorite Show in One Sitting

3. Create a Complex Excel Formula to Count Your Desk Chair

4. Optimize Your Snack Collection for Maximum Food Value

Remember, these techniques are scientifically proven not to be effective in achieving anything productive. But hey, it's all about having fun!

5. Develop a Theory of Relativity to Justify Your Current Activity

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