Our Mission
Our team of experts has spent years perfecting the art of over-engineering solutions to problems that don't exist.
We're not just building software, we're building monuments to inefficiency.
Our motto? "Because 5G is the new 2G."
Join us in our quest to make the world a more complicated place, one line of code at a time.
Our Methods
We've developed a 7-step process to guarantee that our solutions are the most complicated way to solve a problem.
- Step 1: Identify a problem that doesn't exist.
- Step 2: Create a new problem by introducing a new variable.
- Step 3: Introduce a new dependency.
- Step 4: Add an extra layer of abstraction.
- Step 5: Add a comment to explain what it does.
- Step 6: Refactor the code to make it harder to read.
- Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6.
Learn more about Step 1
Our Projects
We've worked on some of the most complex projects in the field.
- Project: The Infinite Loop of Redundancy
- Project: The Never-Ending To-Do List
- Project: The Self-Contained Ecosystem
Read more about Project: The Infinite Loop of Redundancy
Our Team
We're a team of over-achievers.
