CONFESSIONS OF A PEANUT BUTTER HERETIC

You have entered the Peanut Butter Heretic's Sanctum. Here, we confess the deepest, darkest secrets of our beloved peanut butter's true nature.
We know you're here for the truth, but be warned: once you go down this rabbit hole, there's no turning back!
The Ultimate PB Recipe or Why Peanut Butter Should be Illegal

You are now on a path that will lead you to the very heart of the PB Heretic's lair. Proceed with caution (and a healthy dose of skepticism)!
Ancient Peanut Butter Rituals or Peanut Butter and Justice (the Musical)

DO NOT PROCEED WITHOUT CONFESSIONS OF YOUR OWN!