Our Mission:
We are a group of rogue peanut butter enthusiasts who seek to spread our creamy influence across the land. Our ultimate goal is to cover every surface with a layer of crunchy deliciousness.
Our Methods:
We employ a variety of tactics to achieve our goal:
- Sneaky spooning: We infiltrate kitchens, spreading peanut butter on unsuspecting victims.
- Mass peanut butter production: We have set up a network of underground peanut butter factories, producing an endless supply of creamy goodness.
- Peanut butter-based mind control: We use our irresistible charm to turn world leaders into mindless drones, all under our control.